Tender Lovemaking

It snowed today in Seattle, so I thought I'd share some winter driving tips. I come to you with over 20 years experience living in a snowy place and over 4 years driving in that crap, so hopefully people will take heed to these steps.

Here are my tips for safer driving:

1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box

and thats the way we do it! Next week I'll post some tips on how to lay your girl down by the fire and make some sweet love.