Tender Lovemaking

Last night after nerd meeting I went home and went to bed. I rolled over and felt a prick in my leg, and it itched, so I turned on the light and looked at it. I didn't think much of it, so I went back to bed. Then it started to hurt a lot. So I threw back the sheets and there was a fucking wasp in my bed. I hate wasps! I wouldn't be as angry if I was stung by a bee. At least I get delicious honey from bees. Wasps don't do anything for me! Arg! My leg totally hurts!