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Twan Is Gonna Get Killed

My family was in town last week, and my sister found a gigantic spider in my bathroom.

Big Spider

Now, I didn’t know this at the time, but Twan (I named him Twan) is a Hobo Spider. Here are some interesting facts about Twan, all of which will make me kill any of his brothers I find. Twan:

  1. Injects venom which causes necrosis
  2. Is really big
  3. Is very fast
  4. Bites humans during "unintentional contact while in bed sleeping"

Sorry Twan. This circle of life isn’t big enough for the both of us. Next time I see you, you are dead, and that is a threat. Also, it looks like Twan might have pooped while in captivity.

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