Twan Is Gonna Get Killed

My family was in town last week, and my sister found a gigantic spider in my bathroom.

Now, I didn’t know this at the time, but Twan (I named him Twan) is a Hobo Spider. Here are some interesting facts about Twan, all of which will make me kill any of his brothers I find. Twan:

Sorry Twan. This circle of life isn’t big enough for the both of us. Next time I see you, you are dead, and that is a threat. Also, it looks like Twan might have pooped while in captivity.